Well, Matey, yer at the site of the Pirates of the Dark Rose. We be professional Pirates fer Hire, specializing in Cannons, Blades, and Birds. Our territory be the waters of the East Coast, washin' ashore at events from Maine t' Florida. We may also bring our Pirate Ship, the topsail gaff yawl MUST ROOS ta yer harbor fer Pirate Attacks. Hoist a signal ta us iffen yer wants ta add a big bang ta yer Pirate Event.